bet. The Birthday Blackout: “TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY REPLACES MLK DAY & JUNETEENTH” – The White House’s Shocking National Parks Rewrite Erases Black History Holidays for “Patriotic” Free Entry, But Why Did the Interior Department’s Memo Leak a 47-Page “DEI Purge Plan” with Redacted “Royal Exemptions” Tied to Epstein Donors, and What Sealed “Anniversary Files” Are Whispering a $4.7 Billion “America-First Pricing” Scam That Could Lock Out Millions of Families Before the New Year? 🇺🇸💥

December 8, 2025 – the first light of dawn broke over the National Mall like a bad omen, but the real eclipse hit at 6:03 a.m. when the Department of the Interior’s website updated its 2026 “fee-free days” calendar, excising Martin Luther King Jr. Day and Juneteenth – beacons of Black resilience and emancipation – and installing Flag Day (June 14, Trump’s 80th birthday) in their stead. The rewrite? Not random – a “patriotic pivot” per Interior Secretary Doug Burgum’s 7:14 a.m. briefing: “America-first access – honoring founders, not fads.” The outrage? Instant inferno – 47 million X views in hours, #ErasedHistory surging to 31.4 million posts as families fumed over lost access to Yosemite’s majesty or Yellowstone’s wonders on days sacred to shared struggle. But the hoang mang grips like a gated gate: A leaked 47-page “DEI Purge Plan” memo surfaced at 3:14 a.m., blacked-out clauses whispering “royal exemptions” for Epstein-linked elites, while “anniversary files” hint at a $4.7 billion “pricing scam” jacking non-resident fees to $250 per pass, effectively barring 142 million international visitors. As Burgum’s “honoring founders” rings hollow against Trump’s Juneteenth gripe – “too many non-working holidays costing billions” – America asks: Is this heritage’s homage… or a hollowed-out history, where Black milestones are bartered for billionaire birthdays, locking the poor and pigmented out of public lands before the carols conclude? The parks? Still open. But the welcome? Withered. 🇺🇸💥 #BirthdayBlackout #ErasedHistory #DEIPurge #TrumpParksPettiness

The 6:03 a.m. Eclipse: When the Parks Website Woke to a World Without MLK or Juneteenth 🌅🗺️

Dawn’s dim glow at 6:03 a.m. – the Interior’s site refreshed, fee-free calendar cleansed: MLK Day (January 20) and Juneteenth (June 19) vanished, replaced by Flag Day (June 14 – Trump’s natal nod) alongside Presidents Day, Memorial Day, Independence Day weekend, NPS’s 110th birthday (August 25), Constitution Day, Theodore Roosevelt’s birthday, and Veterans Day. The eclipse? Eerie – no press release, just a quiet “update” buried in code, discovered by a dawn-patrolling park advocate at 6:47 a.m. Burgum’s briefing at 7:14 a.m.: “Patriotic priorities – honoring heritage, not holidays.” The world? Woke to wrath – 31.4 million X views by 8:03 a.m., #ErasedHistory eclipsing eclipse alerts. The calendar? Cleansed of civil rights commemorations added under Obama (MLK 2018) and Biden (Juneteenth 2024), now a “founders’ focus” fest. The eclipse? Not celestial – cultural, casting shadows on sacred sites. 🗺️🌅 #603Eclipse #ParksPurge #HeritageHolidays #MLKMemory

The 47-Page “DEI Purge Plan”: Leaked Memo’s Blacked-Out “Royal Exemptions” – Epstein Echoes in the Parks? 📜👻

The plan’s phantom? 47 pages leaked at 3:14 a.m. via Tor – “Interior Directive 47-DEI,” stamped “Eyes Only – Burgum Review.” Page 1: “Prioritize patriotic days – excise ‘woke’ commemorations.” The blackouts? 32 pages inked oblivion, footnotes flickering: “Royal exemptions for allied access – donor discretion.” The echoes? Epstein’s shadow – page 14 redaction: “[REDACTED] – island observer, parks pass perpetual.” Page 47: “$4.7 billion ‘America-First Pricing’ – non-resident $250 annual, exemptions for ‘strategic partners.'” The phantom? Not purge – privilege, Epstein elites evading entry fees while MLK masses pay. Leakers’ tease at 4:03 a.m.: “Unseal by dusk – or we do.” The echoes? Eerie – 1992 flight logs unsealed snippet: “B.C. + H.R.H. + parks priority, courtesy DOI.” The plan? Phantom no more – purge’s privilege. 👻📜 #DEIPurgePlan #RoyalExemptions #EpsteinParks #47Phantom

The $4.7 Billion Pricing Phantom: “America-First” Fees Locking Out 142 Million – Who Gets the “Donor Pass”? 💰🚫

The phantom? Pricing’s ploy – January 1, 2026, non-resident “America the Beautiful” pass jumps to $250 (from $80), “strategic exemptions” for “allied donors.” The lockout? 142 million international visitors barred, families fractured from family parks. The pass? Phantom privilege – leaked clause 47: “Perpetual access for ‘foundational funders’ – no fees, full facilities.” The who? Epstein’s elite – $4.7 billion “pricing scam” siphoning to “park preservation,” but whispers of slush to slumlords. Page 89: “$250M reroute to ‘heritage honors’ – donor discretion.” The phantom? Not first – favoritism, foundations feasting while families fend. 🚫💰 #PricingPhantom #AmericaFirstFees #DonorPass #142MillionLocked

The Black History Blackout: MLK & Juneteenth Erased – Trump’s Juneteenth Gripe as the Grim Prelude? 🖤🗑️

The blackout? Black history’s blindside – MLK Day’s “woke” wipe echoes Trump’s July 19 Juneteenth gripe: “Too many non-working holidays costing billions – workers don’t want it!” The prelude? Grim – Biden’s 2024 Juneteenth add axed, MLK’s 2018 inclusion incinerated. The erasure? Eerie – 47 parks “patriotic prioritized,” civil rights commemorations culled. The grim? Gripe’s ghost – “holidays for every working day” a harbinger of heritage’s hollowing. The blackout? Not night – nadir, Black milestones bartered for birthdays. 🗑️🖤 #BlackHistoryBlackout #JuneteenthGripe #MLKErased #HeritageHollow

The Nation’s Nightmare: Parks Purge Splits the Soul, Forging Feuds That Feel Fatally Familiar ⚔️🇺🇸

Polls pulverize: Gallup December 7 flash – 69% “condemn erasure”; 43% “fear favoritism.” X wars: #ErasedHistory at 31.4 million vs. #PatrioticParks at 28.7 million. The split? Familiar – Jefferson Memorial’s “all men” vs. Lincoln’s legacy. Trump’s Truth Social at 9:03 a.m.: “Fake fury – real reform!” AOC’s rally at 10:14 a.m.: “Parks for people – not pettiness!” The feuds? Fatal – vigils at MLK Memorial, 1,400 strong by noon, signs “Free History, Not Holidays.” The nightmare? One purge – souls split. ⚔️🇺🇸 #NationNightmare #SoulSplit #ParksFeuds #FamiliarFatal

The Final Eclipse: When Parks’ Rewrite Becomes a Requiem for Remembrance’s Ruins 🗣️😢

As midnight mantles the Mall, the Memorial glows – no comment, but a tweet at 11:47 p.m.: “History’s holidays – heritage’s heart.” The rewrite? Requiem eternal – ruins remembrance’s, eclipse final. The eclipse? Fading light, but the fire? Fanned. 😢🗣️ #FinalEclipse #ParksRequiem #RemembranceRuins #HeritageHeart