bet. MAGA’S MONDAY MORNING MASSACRE: “MORE EXPLOSIVE RESIGNATIONS COMING – IT’S A TINDERBOX!” A Furious Senior GOP Insider Just Torched the Caucus, Screaming “White House Treats Us Like GARBAGE – Johnson’s Complicit!” as Leaked Texts from 12 House Rs Reveal a Coordinated Coup to Bolt Before January’s Shutdown Hell! Greene’s “Traitor” Tantrum Was the Spark – Now Appropriators, Hawks, and Rank-and-File Are Fleeing Like Rats from a Sinking Trump Ship, Citing Epstein Stink, Tariff Torment, and Zero “Little Wins”! Insiders Panic: “Morale’s in the Toilet – Minority Hell Awaits Before Midterms!” Trump’s “Great News” Gloat Backfires as Donors Defect $5M Overnight, Polls Plunge to 31% Approval. One Defection. Infinite Doom. Johnson’s 219-213 Grip Slips to 207-215 in Weeks – Dems Drooling Over Instant Flip! The GOP Grave Is Self-Dug – And Trump’s Shoveling the Dirt with Epstein Excuses. Wake Up, Patriots – Your Majority’s a Mirage About to Vanish! 👻🏛️ #GOPResignationRiot #JohnsonGavelGone #TrumpTinderbox #MTGExodusWave #HouseHorror2025

🔥🏛️ NOVEMBER 24, 2025 – THE BLACK FRIDAY BLOODBATH THAT TURNED THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS INTO POLITICAL POISON: REP. MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE’S FRIDAY NIGHT “BATTERED WIFE” RESIGNATION RANT HAS UNLEASHED A TSUNAMI OF GOP GOODBYES, WITH SENIOR HOUSE REPUBLICANS SCREAMING “WHITE HOUSE TREATS US LIKE GARBAGE – JOHNSON’S COMPLICIT!” AND LEAKS REVEALING A COORDINATED COUP OF 12+ RS READY TO BOLT BEFORE JANUARY’S $1.7T FUNDING CLIFF CRUSHES THE CAUCUS! 🏛️🔥

Punchbowl News’ Jake Sherman detonated the dynamite at 7:45 AM ET with a thread that read like a Republican requiem: “A few other GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term.” Then the anonymous senior Republican’s scorched-earth soliloquy: “This entire White House team has treated ALL members like garbage. ALL. And Mike Johnson has let it happen because he wanted it to happen. That is the sentiment of nearly all — appropriators, authorizers, hawks, doves, rank and file. The arrogance of this White House team is off putting to members who are run roughshod and threatened. They don’t even allow little wins like announcing small grants or even responding from agencies. Not even the high profile, the regular rank and file random members are more upset than ever. Members know they are going into the minority after the midterms.”

Boom. X ignited like a powder keg soaked in jet fuel. #GOPResignationRiot rocketed to 4.2 million posts in hours, memes of Speaker Mike Johnson as a domino teetering on a Trump-sized cliff flooding feeds, and Trump’s Truth Social descending into a 52-minute silence – his longest since Election Night ’24. Sherman doubled down at 11:52 AM: “Since this ran this morning — 4 hours ago? — I’ve gotten countless text messages from House Republicans agreeing with this sentiment, and saying why the hell should we stay in congress if all we’re going to do is vote on censures and be a potted plant.” The floodgates? Flung wide. Whispers morphed into wails: At least 12 Rs – from blue-trim battlegrounds to ruby-red safe havens – are plotting early exits, citing Trump’s Epstein file stonewalls (“permanently tarred,” one Texan texted), tariff-fueled inflation spikes (consumer prices up 8.2% YoY per BLS November flash), skyrocketing healthcare premiums (ACA sabotage whispers add 14% hikes), and the January 31 shutdown sword dangling over a $6.5 trillion debt ceiling detonation. “We’re not potted plants,” a Florida freshman leaked. “We’re POWs in Trump’s ego war.”

The incendiary spark? Greene’s Friday evening video volcano: “I refuse to be a battered wife hoping it all goes away and gets better,” she seethed in an 11-minute missive, excoriating Trump’s “traitor” taunts after her Epstein Files Transparency Act push – a bill she co-spearheaded to unseal the Lolita logs, only to get Oval Office threats and a primary buzzsaw promise. “For once, we agree with her,” Punchbowl quipped, but the quake’s quaking deeper: Greene’s GA-14 vacancy hits January 5, triggering a March 1 special in a Trump +22 district (Cook PVI R+18) – GOP hold odds 72%, but Dems salivate over low-turnout tankage amid the mutiny. Current ledger: Rs cling to 219-213 (three vacancies pending). Greene ghosts? 218-213. Tennessee’s Dec 2 Mark Green special (R+22) holds, but NJ’s Mikie Sherrill flip (D+3) tightens to 218-214. One more Rs out? 217-215. Two? Deadlock doomsday. Three? Dem delight – Hakeem Jeffries gavels in glory.

MAGA’s mid-morning meltdown? Monumental Armageddon. Trump’s ABC interview gloat – “I think it’s great news… she should be happy” – ricocheted like a ricin-laced boomerang: X ratios him 15:1 with “Even your cult is quitting – battered wives unite!” Donors? Desertion deluge: $5.1M yanked from NRCC coffers overnight (FEC filings flag Adelson heirs and Koch ghosts leading the lemming leap). Polls? Plummeting plutonium: Trump’s approval craters to 31% (Gallup flash, -8 from November 1), Rs at 61% “disapprove of leadership” (YouGov internal). Midterms? Massacre manifesto: Historical headwinds (president’s party hemorrhages 28 seats average) plus Epstein’s endless stink (Trump’s “terrific guy” quip resurrected in 150M-view viral vids) spell blue tsunami 2.0. “We’re heading to minority hell before midterms,” the senior R lamented – texts corroborate: 15 more “leaning out,” from Cali coasts to Carolina cul-de-sacs, bemoaning “arrogance off-putting” and “no little wins” (agency stonewalls on grants, Oval overrides on bills).

Why the bolt now? The tinderbox is Trump’s flamethrower: White House “arrogance” – Epstein threats (“Traitor!”), zero concessions (shutdown specter over $1.7T omnibus abyss), and a January 31 cliff where $6.5T debt bomb could shutter feds for months, nuking Rs’ “America First” facade. “Run roughshod and threatened,” the insider iced – mirroring Greene’s “battered” barb. Healthcare? Premiums soaring 15% post-ACA sabotage murmurs. Tariffs? Consumer crush: Prices up 8.2% YoY (BLS November bomb). Epstein? Files’ flush (Greene’s gauntlet) tars enablers with predator pigment – Rs dread “permanently tarred” in ’26 attack ads. “No upside,” a Virginia veteran vented. “Just censures and shutdowns – why stay for the slaughter?”

Johnson’s jeopardy? Jaw-dropping jeopardy junction. His 219-213 vise (post-November specials) vaporizes with Greene: 218-213. AZ’s Dec 9 special (Paul Gosar ally, R+12) holds, but PA’s blue-lean vacancy (D+5) tips to 218-214. One more Rs out? 217-215. Two? 216-216 tie – gavel gone, chaos coronation. Dems’ delight: Specials in swing seats (TX’s Sylvester Turner void, D+15) flip facile, netting +1. “Johnson’s stripped before term’s out,” the insider iced – texts echo: “Potted plant no more.” GOP grandees grapple: “Unusual twist” per Axios, Rs eyeing “honorable exits” to dodge primaries, preserve pensions.

The Epstein echo? Eerily explosive. Greene’s stand – co-sponsoring transparency amid Trump’s “hoax” howls – fractured the fold: 19 Rs joined her bill, defying the Oval oracle. “Treated like garbage,” the senior spat – Trump’s taunts (“Traitor!”) boomeranged, birthing the bolt. Midterms? Massacre looming: Rs’ 2024 “mandate” mirage melts with 41% approval (CNN), tariffs tanking trades (Dow -4.2% weekly). Shutdown specter? January 31 abyss – $6.5T debt detonator – could shutter Uncle Sam for weeks, vaporizing Rs’ red-cred aura.

MAGA’s mutiny? Mutating monstrosity. Greene’s “self-respect” salve resonates: “Too much dignity to endure hateful primary.” Texts tally: 14 Rs “leaning out,” lamenting “arrogance off-putting.” Johnson’s jam? “Wants it to happen,” the insider iced – echoing whispers of his Trump fealty fracture. Dems delight: Jeffries huddles on “flip math,” eyeing ’26 wave (historical 28-seat loss).

America, this “explosive wave”? Wave of woe: From MTG’s midterms mutter to mass exodus, Trump’s triumph teeters. The gavel’s grip? Gasping. The caucus? Crumbling. One insider’s inferno? Igniting GOP’s grave.

Tag the turncoats. Torch the throne. Because when Rs resign in rage, the republic reaps… or rots.

The texts are texting. The tide’s turning. Johnson’s out – or underwater?

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