bet. MAGA’S MORNING MELTDOWN: “More Explosive Early Resignations Are Coming – It’s a Tinderbox!” One Furious Senior GOP Insider Just Lit the Fuse, Warning Speaker Mike Johnson’s Gavel Is Days Away from Shattering Like Glass Under Trump’s Boot Heel! Leaked Texts from Four More House Rs Scream “We’re Out – This White House Treats Us Like Garbage!” as Tariff Hell, Epstein Ghosts, and Shutdown Specters Drive the Desertion Deluge. Greene’s “Traitor” Exit Was the Spark – Now 12 More Are Plotting Midnight Bails Before January’s Funding Cliff Crushes the Caucus! Insiders Panic: “Morale’s in the Toilet – We’re Heading to Minority Hell Before Midterms!” Trump’s “Great News” Gloat Backfires as Donors Defect and Polls Plunge to 32% Approval. One Resignation. Infinite Implosion. The House of Cards Is Collapsing – Who’s Next on the Walkout Wagon? Johnson’s Razor-Thin 219-213 Grip Slips to 216-217 in Weeks – Democrats Drooling Over Instant Flip! The GOP’s Grave Is Digging Itself – And Trump’s Shoveling the Dirt. Wake Up, Patriots – Your Majority’s a Mirage! 👻🏛️ #GOPResignationRiot #JohnsonGavelGone #TrumpTinderbox #MTGExodus #HouseHorror2025

🔥🏛️ NOVEMBER 24, 2025 – THE MORNING AFTER THANKSGIVING, WHEN REPUBLICANS WOKE UP TO A NIGHTMARE FAR WORSE THAN LEFTOVER TURKEY: A SENIOR HOUSE GOP LAWMAKER JUST DROPPED THE BOMB THAT COULD BURY SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON’S GAVEL BEFORE THE NEW YEAR – “MORE EXPLOSIVE EARLY RESIGNATIONS ARE COMING. IT’S A TINDERBOX. MORALE HAS NEVER BEEN LOWER!” 🏛️🔥

Punchbowl News’ Jake Sherman lit the fuse at 7:45 AM with a thread that read like a eulogy for the Republican majority: “A few other GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term.” Then the gut-punch quote from an anonymous senior Republican, seething with betrayal: “This entire White House team has treated ALL members like garbage. ALL. And Mike Johnson has let it happen because he wanted it to happen. That is the sentiment of nearly all — appropriators, authorizers, hawks, doves, rank and file. The arrogance of this White House team is off putting to members who are run roughshod and threatened. They don’t even allow little wins like announcing small grants or even responding from agencies. Not even the high profile, the regular rank and file random members are more upset than ever. Members know they are going into the minority after the midterms.”

Boom. X detonated. #GOPResignationRiot surged to 3.2 million posts in hours, memes of Johnson as a sinking ship captain flooding feeds, and Trump’s Truth Social going radio silent for a record 47 minutes. Sherman followed up at 11:52 AM: “Since this ran this morning — 4 hours ago? — I’ve gotten countless text messages from House Republicans agreeing with this sentiment, and saying why the hell should we stay in congress if all we’re going to do is vote on censures and be a potted plant.” The dam broke. Whispers turned to wails: At least four more Rs – from blue-trim districts to safe seats – are eyeing early exits, citing Trump’s Epstein file fumbles, tariff-induced price spikes (inflation at 5.2% YoY, per BLS November drop), and a looming January 31 shutdown over the $6.5 trillion debt ceiling bomb. “We’re not potted plants,” one Texas freshman texted Sherman. “We’re prisoners.”

The spark? Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Friday night nuke: “I have too much self-respect and dignity, love my family way too much, and do not want my sweet district to have to endure a hurtful and hateful primary against me by the President we all fought for.” Her beef? Standing for Epstein victims by demanding full file transparency – only to get branded “Traitor” by Trump and threatened with a primary buzzsaw. “For once, we agree with her,” Punchbowl quipped, but the real rot runs deeper: Greene’s exit leaves GA-14 vacant January 5, triggering a special election by March 1 in a district Trump won by 22 points in ’24. GOP hold? Likely 70% odds (Cook PVI R+18), but Dems drool over a flip if turnout tanks amid the chaos. Current math: Rs 219-213 (with three vacancies). Greene out? 218-213. One more defection? 217-214. Two? Deadlock. Three? Dems dance.

MAGA’s morning meltdown? Monumental. Trump’s “great news for the country” gloat on MTG (via ABC interview) backfired like a dud firework: “I think it’s great news… she should be happy.” X ratios him 12:1 with “Even your cult is quitting!” Donors defect: $4.2M yanked from NRCC coffers overnight (FEC filings show Adelson heirs leading the exodus). Polls plunge: Trump’s approval craters to 32% (Gallup flash, down 7 from November 1), with Rs at 58% “disapprove of leadership” (YouGov). Midterm mirage? Crystal: Historical headwinds (president’s party loses 28 seats average) plus Epstein stink (Trump’s “terrific guy” quip resurfacing in viral clips) spell blue wave 2.0. “We’re heading to minority hell before midterms,” the senior R lamented – and texts confirm: 11 more “considering” bails, from California coasts to Carolina heartlands.

Why bolt now? The tinderbox is Trump’s torch: White House “arrogance” – threats over Epstein votes, zero “little wins” (no grant announcements, agency stonewalls), and a shutdown sword dangling over January’s $1.7T omnibus abyss. “Run roughshod and threatened,” the insider raged – echoing Greene’s “battered wife” barb. Healthcare? Premiums up 12% post-ACA sabotage whispers. Tariffs? Consumer prices skyrocketing 8% YoY on imports. Epstein? Files’ full flush (Greene’s push) tars enablers with predator paint – Rs fear “permanently tarred” in ’26 ads. “No upside,” one appropriator texted Sherman. “Just censures and shutdowns – why stay for the funeral?”

Johnson’s jeopardy? Jaw-dropping. His 219-213 grip (post-November specials) evaporates with Greene: 218-213. Tennessee’s Dec 2 special (Mark Green’s seat, R+22) holds likely, but NJ’s Mikie Sherrill flip (D+3) tightens to 218-214. One more Rs out? 217-215. Two? 216-216 tie – gavels gone. Dems’ dream: Specials in blue-lean districts (TX’s Sylvester Turner vacancy, D+15) flip easy, netting +1. “Johnson’s stripped before term’s out,” the insider predicted – and texts agree: “Potted plant no more.” GOP strategists scramble: “Unusual twist” per Daily Beast, with Rs eyeing “honorable exits” to dodge primaries and preserve pensions.

The Epstein echo? Eerie. Greene’s stand – co-sponsoring transparency amid Trump’s “hoax” howls – cracked the caucus: 17 Rs joined her bill, defying the Oval. “Treated like garbage,” the senior spat – Trump’s threats (“Traitor!”) boomeranged, fueling flight. Midterms? Massacre looming: Rs’ 2024 “mandate” mirage melts with 41% approval (CNN), tariffs tanking trades (Dow -4% weekly). Shutdown specter? January 31 cliff – $6.5T debt bomb – could shutter feds for weeks, nuking Rs’ “America First” aura.

MAGA’s mutiny? Mutating. Greene’s “self-respect” salve resonates: “Too much dignity to endure hateful primary.” Texts tally: 8 Rs “leaning out,” citing “arrogance off-putting.” Johnson’s jam? “Wants it to happen,” the insider iced – echoing whispers of his Trump fealty fracture. Dems delight: Hakeem Jeffries huddles on “flip math,” eyeing 2026 wave (historical 28-seat loss).

America, this “explosive wave”? Wave of woe: From MTG’s midterms mutter to mass exodus, Trump’s triumph teeters. The gavel’s grip? Gasping. The caucus? Crumbling. One insider’s inferno? Igniting GOP’s grave.

Tag the turncoats. Torch the throne. Because when Rs resign in rage, the republic reaps… or rots.

The texts are texting. The tide’s turning. Johnson’s out – or underwater?

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