LDL. 🚨 TRUMP’S HAND-PICKED PROSECUTOR HALLIGAN DESTROYED IN COURT — Judge ERUPTS, Calling Her a “Stalking Horse” as Comey Case CRUMBLES LIVE! Grand Jury Shake-Up Sends Shockwaves Through DC! ⚡

Alexandria, Virginia – It was supposed to be just another day in the rocket docket of the Eastern District of Virginia. Instead, Wednesday, November 19, 2025 turned into the single most catastrophic courtroom appearance of Lindsay Halligan’s short and already infamous career as Trump’s hand-picked special prosecutor.

Picture the scene: a packed federal courtroom, reporters crammed shoulder-to-shoulder, and Judge Leonie Nachmanoff – known for her ice-cold precision – staring down Halligan’s assistant Tyler Lemons like he’s the last witness in a mob trial. What started as a routine hearing on James Comey’s motion to dismiss for vindictive prosecution detonated into pure chaos the second the judge started asking about the TWO secret indictments nobody was ever supposed to talk about.

Yes, you read that right – TWO indictments. The first one, presented at 4:28 p.m. on September 5, 2025 (the literal final hours before the statute of limitations expired), got a “no bill” on Count 1. So Halligan allegedly whipped up a brand-new, edited version that simply deleted the rejected count and slapped the same case number on it. Problem? By the time she brought the replacement back, most of the 23-member grand jury had already gone home for the weekend. Only four – FOUR – grand jurors ever laid eyes on the document that became “United States v. James Comey.”

Let that sink in: the indictment charging a former FBI director with a felony was supposedly “returned” by a grand jury that never actually saw it.

Cue the collective gasp that reportedly echoed through the courtroom when Halligan herself – silent for months – finally opened her mouth and confirmed every defense nightmare under oath. Insiders say her voice was barely above a whisper as she admitted returning to the jury room, chatting with the foreperson and the handful of stragglers, and sliding the revised indictment across the table. No transcript. No full panel. Just vibes and a ticking statute-of-limitations clock.

Judge Nachmanoff didn’t just raise an eyebrow – he went full scorched-earth. “Puppet.” “Stalking horse.” The words hung in the air like smoke after a bomb. He asked Lemons point-blank whether Halligan was simply Donald Trump’s personal enforcer after the President’s public Truth Social demands to “get Comey.” Lemons, a North Carolina import who looked like he wanted to melt into the carpet, could only stammer that his boss exercised “independent prosecutorial discretion.” The laughter in the press rows was audible.

And then came the knockout punch: Nachmanoff ordered the DOJ to file an emergency explanation by 5 p.m. that same day explaining how exactly an indictment can be legally returned when 80% of the grand jury never saw it. Legal Twitter exploded within minutes. Clips of Lemons staring at his shoes while the judge eviscerated the government’s case racked up three million views in under six hours. The hashtag #JustAFleshWound trended nationwide alongside crying-laughing emojis and popcorn gifs.

Behind the scenes, the whispers are brutal. Veteran EDVA prosecutors – none of whom would touch this case with a ten-foot pole – are reportedly toasting with coffee mugs that read “We told you so.” A declination memo written by career lawyers before Halligan parachuted in allegedly called the Comey prosecution “legally untenable” and “politically radioactive.” Sources say Halligan’s own assistant admitted on the record to reading that very memo but was instructed by Attorney General Pam Bondi’s office to keep its existence quiet. Classic.

The math is now merciless. If Judge Nachmanoff rules that no valid indictment was ever returned – and every tea leaf says he’s leaning that way – the case dies forever. The statute of limitations clock never stopped ticking. September 5, 2025 came and went. Game over. No superseding indictment, no do-overs, no “oops, we’ll just run it back to a new grand jury.” James Comey walks, and Trump’s revenge prosecution becomes the biggest self-own in modern DOJ history.

As one former prosecutor turned cable pundit put it on air last night: “They didn’t just fumble the bag – they set the bag on fire, threw it off a cliff, and then blamed gravity.”

Meanwhile Halligan, the 30-something former Florida state prosecutor who rocketed from obscurity to Trump’s personal avenger in weeks, has become the internet’s favorite punching bag overnight. Memes of the Black Knight from Monty Python screaming “It’s just a flesh wound!” while losing limb after limb are plastered across every platform, with Halligan’s face crudely photoshopped onto the knight.

The full 47-minute clip of the hearing is spreading faster than the DOJ can figure out how to spin this. Watch it now before someone in main justice tries to memory-hole the most spectacular prosecutorial implosion of the decade.

Thanksgiving came early for James Comey – and for anyone who still believes the justice system occasionally works exactly the way it’s supposed to when politics tries to hijack it.