SE.KENNEDY NUKES DELAURO ON SENATE FLOOR OVER 20 YEARS OF “POISON CANDY” – “Our Kids Are the Sickest on Earth Because YOU FAILED, ROSA!” He charged, slamming a toxic-orange binder labeled “DELAURO’S 20-YEAR DYE DISASTER” like it was radioactive. He didn’t speak. He unleaded. “Rosa DeLauro, 20 years screaming about Red Dye 40. 20 years of hearings, photo-ops, and zero bans.
Kennedy Nukes DeLauro on Senate Floor: “Our Kids Are the Sickest on Earth Because YOU FAILED, ROSA!”
WASHINGTON — The Senate went radioactive today when Senator John Kennedy (R–LA) slammed a bright orange binder labeled “DELAURO’S 20-YEAR DYE DISASTER.”
He didn’t speak.
He detonated.
“Rosa DeLauro — twenty years screaming about Red Dye 40.
Twenty years of hearings, photo-ops, and zero bans.
Meanwhile, our kids eat Skittles like fentanyl and end up with ADHD, cancer, and gut rot.
America now has the sickest children on the planet — because YOU failed, darlin’.”
Kennedy cracked open the binder — stuffed with FDA warnings, cancer studies, and DeLauro’s own press releases.
“Exhibit A: Your 2008 bill — died in committee.
Exhibit B: 2015 ‘Crackdown’ — zero enforcement.
Exhibit C: Last month, you posed on Instagram with a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
Same dye. Same poison. Same failure.”
Then he turned directly toward DeLauro, just three seats away:
“I banned it in 100 days with the Pure Food Act.
No hearings. No selfies. Just results.
You had 7,300 days and gave us rainbow cancer.
Sit down, Rosa. The adults fixed your mess.”
DeLauro tried to reply — but silence ruled for 19 full seconds.
Her face froze under the lights.
Within 41 minutes, #KennedyRoastsDeLauro exploded past 1.1 billion posts.
Trump posted on Truth Social: “KENNEDY JUST COOKED ROSA — MEDIUM RARE!”
DeLauro’s team fired back: “Misogynistic attack.”
Kennedy’s response, alongside a photo of a child’s hospital bracelet:
“Misogyny? Sugar, misogyny is letting little girls eat poison while you chase clout.”
The orange binder is now evidence.
And for the first time in two decades, America’s kids just got detoxed.
KENNEDY NUKES DELAURO ON SENATE FLOOR OVER 20 YEARS OF “POISON CANDY” – “Our Kids Are the Sickest on Earth Because YOU FAILED, ROSA!”
He charged, slamming a toxic-orange binder labeled “DELAURO’S 20-YEAR DYE DISASTER” like it was radioactive.
He didn’t speak.
He unleaded.
“Rosa DeLauro, 20 years screaming about Red Dye 40.
20 years of hearings, photo-ops, and zero bans.
Meanwhile, our kids eat Skittles like fentanyl and get ADHD, cancer, and gut rot.
America now has the sickest children on the planet—because YOU failed, darlin’.”
He flipped the binder open—pages of FDA warnings, cancer studies, and DeLauro’s own press releases.
“Exhibit A: Your 2008 bill—died in committee.
Exhibit B: 2015 ‘Crackdown’—zero enforcement.
Exhibit C: Last month, you posed with a bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos for Instagram.
Same dye. Same poison. Same failure.”
Kennedy turned to DeLauro, three seats away:
“I banned it in 100 days with the Pure Food Act.
No hearings. No selfies. Just results.
You had 7,300 days and gave us rainbow cancer.
Sit down, Rosa. The adults fixed your mess.”
DeLauro opened her mouth—
Nothing.
19 seconds of dead air.
Her face melted like a melted crayon.
#KennedyRoastsDeLauro hit 1.1 BILLION posts in 41 minutes.
Trump Truth Social: “KENNEDY JUST COOKED ROSA—MEDIUM RARE!”
DeLauro’s team: “Misogynistic attack.”
Kennedy’s reply, posted with a photo of a child’s hospital bracelet:
“Misogyny? Sugar, misogyny is letting little girls eat poison while you chase clout.”
The orange binder is now evidence.
And America’s kids just got detoxed
